A doctor was called in to see a rather testy aristocrat. "Well, sir, what's the matter ?" he asked cheerily. "That, sir...
0 Wrong dialed
A guy called to a million family to blackmail. “Hello, I’ve asked you to bring money to the dated place. Did you do that?” “You dialed wr...
0 You are like your father
A mother had five daughters. One day, they asked their mum: "Mum, are we like our father?" "Five of you are like your fath...
0 Worry
In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, bu...
0 Annoying Dog
A guest is eating in a hotel restaurant, all of a sudden, he notices a dog. It's sitting close by and staring at him. The man tries ...
0 Clever student
A teacher is giving a science class and talking about the Earth and its movements around the Sun. "What's the axis of the Earth?&qu...
0 Great Mystery
Newsboy : "Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?" Passerby : "Here boy, I'll take one" (After reading a mom...
0 Friends
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man call...
0 Institute of Mental
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how they decided whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. &quo...